After the Republican exodus has raised NYC's attractiveness quotient back to its original level, we're left with little more than memories of an inconvenient week. Thankfully, we still have some glossy mags to flip through for nostalgia's sake. New York magazine explores the coverage in some of the finer publications:

High Times
 Burning Issue: "Your right to smoke marijuana."

Hustler
 Correspondents: "One female writer will play herself as a call girl and one male writer will pose as a gay party boy."

Good luck with those angles, gang — if the convention had involved even the slightest bit of that sort of fun, we wouldn't have cut ourselves out of boredom.
Meet The Press [NY Mag]