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Friday
 1. God save your eternal soul if you'd actually attend this MTV Casting Party, but we're passing it along just in case you're a struggling actor looking to get some reality TV face time. Who says we never did anything for you?
2. All Gallo, all the time: The director himself will be on hand at the Nuart for screenings of The Brown Bunny. See you there, controversial on-screen sex acts enthusiasts!
Saturday
 3. Hairspray’s run at the Pantages ends this weekend. Go and experience the last time you can see people applauding a fat girl dancing in L.A. anywhere outside of West Hollywood or Jumbo's Clown Room.
4. If VH1’s Behind the Music was an art exhibit, it would be Justin Goldberg's A&Rt.
Sunday
 5. Mark Farina @ A.D… because you can stay up all night and not have to work tomorrow. A three-day weekend means more time to shake off your Blue Monday.
Monday
 You've been really busy this weekend. How about sleeping in and trying to forget that you'll soon return to the soul-crushing monotony of the work week?