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· Rick Rubin divulges to Vanity Fair the bizarre Christian rituals he performed with the late Johnny Cash. Highlights include the grape juice communion, which Rubin claims to still share with Cash in the afterlife. Wouldn't the "99 Problems" video have been all the more awesome if Jay-Z had opted for some footage of this? [Page Six]
· Best fake fight ever: Paris Hilton snubs Victoria Gotti's son. Lizzie Grubman plays peacemaker. And now we're taking crazy pills. [NYDN]
· PR flack Nadine Johnson regularly reads her employees' emails and has blocked their computers from accessing online accounts such as hotmail. She might want to lay off the weed — paranoia is so unbecoming on a PR princess. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· Former Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson licks a hot dog likes it. She insists, however, that her hotness is reserved for the hot dog and not costar huckster Jackie Martling. Okay, we barely understand this item, but we wanted to mention Florence Henderson fellating a hot dog. [Page Six]
· Sopranos star James Gandolfini is involved in a drunk-driving collision. The story becomes less interesting upon learning Gandolfini was not the intoxicated party. Is everyone sober now? WTF? [IOL]