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The New York Post has its Hamptons wrap-up in full effect and, in a bid to relive those horrendous high school yearbook mock awards, they've decided to hand out Hampties Summer Awards. At least the concept allows for a great little rundown of the summer's absurdities out on eastern Long Island. Our personal favorite: the Hamptons Tantrum On Boyfriend Award, which goes to heiress Ivanka Trump, who bitch-slapped her boyfriend Bingo Gubelmann outside the Stephen Talkhouse. Paris Hilton also gets awarded in the same category for her spat with then-beau Nick Carter, but not even Paris can outshine a violence towards man named Bingo.
What You Did This Summer [NYP]