God, Olsen-spotting is like crack — you start and you seriously can't stop. Or I can't, anyhow. A stalker reports that Mary-Kate Olsen is attempting to eat in public and has been spotted pretending to be interested in a salad with what may or may not have been fatty bleu cheese dressing! Also present were carbolicious croutons! And the emaciated thing? Totally attractive, a reader writers:

OMG just spotted Mary Kate "eating" lunch at the Grey Dog on Carmine street this lo-fi but awesome busy awesome good sandwich cafe. She was stirring a chicken salad around on a GIANT plate and kind of looked like crap. She looked depresso and tired and kinda wet or drafty or something...

An insanely detailed account of Mary-Kate's big meal out after the proverbial jump.

She's cute but not drop dead, more like someone you went to high school with that was all rockin abercrombie gypsy style. No make-up on and no one seemed to be noticing her and her freaky alien body... The most attractive thing about her is how damn skinny she is all lookin like she is going to break, slumped over 80 pound style. I forgot to add that she was NOT eating the bread and that she was with this quasi-pathetic looking person (chubby late 20s mid-30s woman who was possibly a family friend). She also had a BIG ass pair of Eurotrash sun-glasses on her head. She may have had blue cheese dressing on her salad which is surprising because that is soooo loaded with saturated fat and calories. Which leads back to why she was picking and stirring it around on that GIANT plate. She was being ultra dramatic and acting like she was raising a 200 pound pitchfork to her anorexic alien head. There were also croutons which is another suspect piece of the story. Maybe that person is her meal supervisor and this is why Mary Kate was so bummed out.