Short Ends: Tom Cruise Gets The Heisman, Ellen Barkin Gets A Fugging
—Check out the guns on Tom Cruise's latest infatuation. This highly-public (but ultimately failed) romantic overture ought to finally put all of those nasty rumors to bed.
—It's a struggle not to link the Fug girls every day in the Short Ends. Today, Ellen Barkin gets the business. Have these cold, fashion-vivisecting ladies forgotten about Sea of Love?
—L.A. journo Cathy Seipp recounts her experiences with the "famously difficult" Nikki Finke in the National Review Online. We particularly love the bit where Finke pretends they've never met.
—Writer/blogger Daniel Radosh proves that he can be bought. His price? Some pictures of hot, naked twins. The Movement must continue without him.
—The Employee of the Month blog rounds up today's seemingly-random spate of Nicole Kidman news. In all fairness, a sandwich might ruin her career.