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1. See how the movie industry has depicted your favorite city (hey, at least pretend L.A.'s your favorite city for the duration of this item, Mr. Frustrated East Coaster) on-screen in Los Angeles Plays Itself tonight at the Egyptian Theatre. Our pals over at LA.com are hosting the event and practically promise a blogger fist-fight over the film's sometimes controversial opinions. How can you afford to miss that?
2. Celebrate "the current popularity and success of women's sports" at the opening of the "Game Face" photography exhibit at USC's Fisher Gallery. Or, if you're Tom Cruise, maybe stop by to look for some extremely fit movie premiere dates.
3. And as if we needed to tell you, the second season of The Apprentice starts tonight. Watch as 18 greedy, fame-mongering zombies suck each other's upwardly-mobile blood for the opportunity to get a close-up look at the thing that died on top of Donald Trump's head. This, of course, is a ringing endorsement. Our TiVos are set.