Short Ends: Those Amazin' Animals
—That white tiger did a pretty good job on Roy using only what God gave him. But imagine what might have happened to Father of the Pride if the tiger had gotten his paws on a handgun.
—Plushy-loving sister site Fleshbot takes an in-depth look at the intersection between mainstream celebrity and the porn world. Specifically a one-night intersection of a Wayans brother and porn star Mari Possa. Be careful, ladies of the adult entertainment world, you know what they say: Sleeping with one Wayans is like sleeping with them all. [NSFW]
—One of Kevin Federline's kids is surprisingly precocious, e-mailing her mom about her day with her evil step-Britney.
—Dogs can shoot guns, they can walk on their hind legs in movies—how long until one of these amazin' mutts winds up engaged to Britney Spears?