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—The LAW's Nikki Finke on why we should've seen Michael Eisner's time-delayed resignation coming a mile away.
—The writer of Boxing Helena squats on the Buddha's head, which is somewhat predictably upsetting to Buddhists everywhere.
—Foul-mouthed sister blog Wonkette offers an illustrated definition of "compassionate conservatism."
—This happens every time: An actress gives in to motherhood, saddles the infant with an utterly retarded name, then loses the will to work. We'd secretly hoped that Gwyneth would rise above that particular cliché.
—LA.comfidential expands our vocabulary, ensuring that we'll be slapped the next time we're out at a club.