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· Lenny Kravitz cancels his appearance at a Rolling Stone luncheon after finding out the guest list topped over 100 people, including advertisers. If Lenny says whoring is out, it must be out, right? Or is Lenny out? [Page Six]
· Ally Hilfiger gets denied by Fashion Week party bouncers, along with everyone else. [NYDN (last item)]
· Pervy old men, it's time for your big chance: Mary-Kate Olsen has split with former starvation-enabler Jeffrey Katzenberg. Now she's free to snag a 30 year-old of her own, like sister Ashley. [ELK]
· Victoria Gotti hits the fashion week runway in a revealing little number, but only walks halfway down the catwalk for fear of her sons seeing too much of Mommy's skin. We love a demure mob princess! [Page Six]
· Bungalow 8 is the best place on earth, simply because someone chucked drinks at heiress Nicky Hilton and shotgun husband Todd Meister. [ELK (4th item)]
· The boy who accused Michael Jackson of sexual abuse in 1993 says, "Michael Jackson is the Devil in God's clothes!" So god wears gold lamé? Shit, church is cool again! [NYDN]