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—According to the Smoking Gun, Growing Pains actress Tracey Gold was popped for a DUI a couple of weeks ago. Did she learn nothing from the Very Special Episode of her show where Matthew Perry was killed while drunk driving? We must all heed the lessons of sitcoms past.
—Oprah has too much fucking money. Also, she gave everyone in her audience a car.
—Catherine Zeta-Jones might not have been nearly kidnapped in Mexico after all. That should have both the Mexican Tourism Board and her stalker breathing a little easier.
—Who's paying the bills at JenniferAniston.com? Apparently, no one.
—Low Culture examines airports other than LAX that might soon get the television treatment.
—Stepchild-minding sister blog Fleshbot cooks up a brief game of Guess the Mystery MILF, although in fairness, that designation is a bit premature.