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· Jennifer Lopez continues to piss off everyone around her. Cosmetics giant Coty was actually surprised that the princess bandied about New York this week on their dime. The rest of the thinking world, however, hardly bats an eye. [NYDN]
· Celebuskank Paris Hilton is spotted at Marquee giving lip service to a man who's definitely not her reported beau, Simon Rex. Not that we ever thought those two were going to be very dedicated to each other. [Page Six]
· Dave Navarro's memoir Don't Try This At Home is finally going to press after Navarro initially backed out of the publication. Thank God Navarro will finally share his stereotypical descent into drugs and alcohol with the world; we're so short on stories like his. [Page Six]
· You didn't think we'd have only one Paris item today, did you? With sister Nicky and celebrity stoner Bijou Philips, Paris got her makeup done for the Lacoste show — which she wasn't actually in, mind you. She did, however, sit in the front row and talk through the entire show. Isn't she classy? [NYDN (3rd item)]