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—Have a "religion" long enough, and eventually you're going to spawn a crazed killer. Funny, we'd always expected that person would have been Madonna after another failed Guy Ritchie collaboration or a backstage magic water shortage. [via Jew School]
—Some people with too much time on their hands declare that "You're fired" is the top catchphrase on TV. Unfortunately, there is no subcategory for "top looks of existential desperation," to recognize the work of the actors on the North Shore. Who are we kidding? They probably just have gas.
—Fanboy porn: A side-by-side comparison of changes made to the Star Wars DVD. You really can abuse yourself to it if you put in the effort.
—Check out IndieWire's excellent blog coverage of the Toronto Film Festival, because they went to Canada so you don't have to.
—Having been married to James "King of the World" Cameron can be hazardous to your mental health.