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· Vogue editrix Anna Wintour has hired three (yes, three) ex-Navy SEALS to work as her bodyguards. So maybe a lot of people want to scratch Anna's eyes out, but perhaps she's keeping such a large quantity of men around for personal ogling purposes? [Page Six]
· Vincent Gallo continues to frighten and horrify those around him: after persistently pursuing a married woman at a party, she was forced to run away. [NYDN (bottom of page)]
· Thankfully, Bungalow 8 will destroy Nicky Hilton and Todd Meister's marriage. [Page Six]
· Security is so inexplicably hardcore at VF scribe Amy Fine's upcoming book party that attendees are being asked to submit birthdates. Ivana Trump and other society ho-bags aren't attending for fear of revealing that they're really fucking old. [Page Six]
· Paris Hilton's appearance at a Los Angeles bookstore is met with protests. Apparently someone's miffed that the debutwit wrote a book without being able to read? [Scoop]