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Apparently ruling the Hollywood sex-trade with an iron fist, being woodenly portrayed by Meadow Soprano, or staying in a long-term relationship with a domestically pugilistic, B-list addict weren't hard-core enough activities for Heidi Fleiss. Fleiss is slapping her name on some hard-core adult videos called Secrets of the Hollywood Madam that take porn fans "on a cinematic journey into realistic and graphic sexual depictions that showcase the 'dirty work' performed by her former working girls." Think Charlie Sheen's excited to finally have some kind of documentary record of his off-camera life in the '80s? We hope they at least found someone with good abs who once had a SAG card to play him, you know, so he'll have something nice to show his new kid.