Gelatinous, Political Blob Spotted Outside Conde Nast!
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We have it on good authority the above-featured apparition may be presidential candidate John Kerry, appearing in holographic form outside of the Tower O' Nasty. Apparently not yet comfortable enough to show his solidified self in a post-RNC New York, Kerry took to stealth spectral shape whilst holding up traffic and generally annoying anyone trying to get into the Gap.