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—Even the NY Daily News disses the Valley: "Spears had told pals she wanted a 'storybook wedding,' but opted for the tiny gathering at a friend's home in the decidedly unglamorous Studio City neighborhood."
—It might be time to start praying for Rodney Dangerfield, who's slipped into a "light coma," but is starting to "show signs of awareness."
—A "flaky" stylist "loses" a million bucks' worth of jewelry in the parking lot of Staples Center, then offers to go on Extra and ET to beg for the jewel's safe return. We bet we know how this one turns out.
—Low Culture breaks down Garry Shandling's face. They're missing the hypodermic needle full of face-paralyzing toxins, but who are we to quibble?
—LA.com offers a close examination of Emmy bling, while blogger Spirit Fingers tries to reconstruct the Emmy goodie bag. In unrelated news, we ate Ramen noodles for our last three meals.
—Claire Danes and boyfriend/Mary-Louise Parker ditcher Billy Crudup take great pains to avoid seeming like a couple in Toronto.
—Do you ever wonder if the LAT ever gets embarrassed about how much better the NYT's coverage of Hollywood is? Just askin'.