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· Pretty-yet-stupid celebrity couple Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are likely no more. Which was suspected, of course. [NYDN]
· Gross thought of the day: Britney Spears and new husband-slave Kevin Federline spent the first 48 hours of their honeymoon in their hotel room. [Scoop]
· The latest issue of Details unwisely criticizes the style of the Gotti "goombah grandsons." Is it possible to put an entire staff in cement? [NYDN]
· Now that the catfights are totally out in the open, it's too bad that "Sex and the City" isn't still in production. Co-star Kim Cattrall was decidedly not invited to the show's reunion party after the Emmys. Hooray for catty exclusion! [Page Six]
· Unprovoked, Lil' Kim says to a reporter, "You better not write anything bad about me, bitch." The woman can work a journo like a jew's harp, no? [NYDN (4th item)]
· Television malcontent Larry David gets pissy at Architectural Digest after covering his Martha's Vineyard home and not quite identifying him as the owner. [Page Six]