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1. The fourth annual Young Directors Night at LACMA features seven short films, including one by the filmmaker daughter of a presidential candidate. We know that you love guessing games, so we won't name her. Hint: Her father actually fought in a war; you can probably cross off a certain pair of drunken twins from your list of guesses right off the top. (Oops, that's her picture on the left! Silly us.)
2. See visiting off-Broadway show Who Killed Woody Allen? make its debut in Los Angeles at The Olympic Improv West. The title is probably a rhetorical question, but didn't he kill himself after Hollywood Ending?
3. More rock shows than you can shake a stick at, as if that would somehow help you make up your mind about which one to go see: Rock Against Bush at the Henry Fonda, The Thrills do an Amoeba in-store, The Pixies play the Greek, and The Natural History hit Spaceland.