Short Ends: The Day Began With Britney, And So It Must End
—Christina Aguilera allegedly calls Britney Spears' wedding "trashy, pathetic, and low rent." We'd love to write this off as an instance of "great minds think alike," but we're suspicious that she's been reading our Hello Kitty diary again.
—"My sunglasses match the cocaine tray, I'm so L.A." We recommend you watch this entertaining video as while we work to improve our accessorization with drug paraphernalia.
—It's always hilarious when Larry David tries his best to blur the line between his TV-self and his real-self. We don't think he's joking about turning the incident into a Curb episode, either.
—In case you needed another update on Britney Spears' marital status, here you go.