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Wouldn't it be funny if "Sex and the City" alum Cynthia Nixon, like, came out as a lesbian to a local tab (maybe even one that isn't the Post or Newsday) in the next 24 hours? Seriously, what are the chances of something crazy like that?! We're cracking up just thinking about it. We also laughed about urban legends like alligators in the sewers, so who knows? 'Cause we KNOW there be some alligators in the sewers.

But then again, we smoked an assload of meth at the Dark Room last night. What's a Cynthia Nixon?