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1. Former Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic will sign his book for Of Grunge And Government, Let's Fix This Broken Democracy! tonight at the Virgin Megastore. We're secretly hoping that Courtney Love is going to show up in an attempt to sabotage it, but she's probably in jail or rehab or something. Also, Mark Andersen will sign his book All the Power - Revolution Without Illusion, but Love would probably just ignore him.
2. If there's one thing we learned by watching ten seconds of Sex and the City that one time, it's that you ladies love to shop and drink. According to Defamer's intrepid Intern Y, there's a "Stylish Girls Night Out" sample sale on Camrose Ave. serving free martinis. Have at it. (Here's a link, but you have to register to get more details. We wash our hands of the whole thing.)
3. Defamer restraining order holder Sarah Silverman is performing her one-woman show, Jesus is Magic, at El Portal. Yes, it's in NoHo, but we've already seen the show and it's worth the ticket price just to hear her sing through her ass and her vagina. Don't ask.