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We realize that these "technical difficulties" announcements don't really help anyone as they can't be posted until after the problems have been resolved, but we feel compelled to share the information that our servers were temporarily down and that the appropriate parties have been beaten with wooden spoons from the Martha Stewart line of aspirational-lifestyle cookware. This appeals to our sense of justice, and, hopefully, to yours as well. Regular posting will resume shortly, right after we slap an intern for no good reason at all.