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· Joaquin Phoenix goes nutty on the set of the new Johnny Cash biopic, as a death scene reminds him of brother River's overdose. Shit, are we supposed to be sensitive to this? [NYDN
· Has Madonna been uninvited from Egypt? The sphinx is none too fond of red string bracelets and the government is listening. [Scoop]
· Boxy handbag matron Kate Spade is reuniting with her husband Andy — perhaps because Kate is 5 months pregnant? Seeing a marriage saved by pregnancy is so retro! [ELK]
· Poor little Puff Daddy: no one will rent him a private jet for fear that the hip-hop mogul might trash the aircraft. Sadly, smashing bottles of Cristal over your head will do that to your reputation. [Gatecrasher]
· CBS considers slapping Janet Jackson with the entire $550k fine from her Super Bowl nipple exposure. Isn't it great to be living in Victorian America? [Page Six]