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1. We're currently waiting for confirmation on this from The Daily Show, but we keep hearing there's an election coming up. In the meantime, ACT (the people that brought you the hilarious video of Will Ferrell reprising his timeless Dubya impression) is selling art and putting on a show at King King tonight to help get out the vote in swing states.
2. Ignore what we said and form your own opinion about Val Kilmer in The Ten Commandments: The Musical, which officially opens today at the Kodak Theatre. We're sure they've got that burning bush nice and reliably operational by now. Come on, Egyptian disco!
3. Turn out at the Troubadour and help Phantom Planet remember that they've got many other songs besides the theme from The O.C., which will haunt (and, hopefully, enrich) them for the rest of their days.