Short Ends: The Olsens Sue Again!
—Mary-Kate and Ashley's lawyers are threatening to sue over a "I Fucked the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous" t-shirt. We remember the more innocent days, when the DualStar attorneys sent a cease-and-desist to the Save Mary-Kate kids for a much milder t-shirt. Good times.
—Minor Sex and the City star John Corbett quits acting...after he's done promoting two more movies. Was he that Mr. Big guy? No? Never mind.
—Rebecca Romijn-Stamos buys cheap clothes in Canoga Park. Maybe she's just bargain-happy, but in most Hollywood circles this is a suicide warning sign. Someone better keep an eye on her.
—LAist's Paul Davidson goes deep inside the festering bigotry of the L.A. area code class system.
—These are going to make very cool t-shirts.