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Blogger The Corsair once again plies his invaluable transcription skills on the latest issue of Complex magazine, in which Serena Williams boyfriend/occasional hacky director of overblown, feature-length music videos Brett Ratner reveals that he has not-so-hot secret tapes of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John dancing in the Grease disco in his house. [Ed.note—If Ratner directed the video, does Travolta explode for no reason ten seconds in? We'd pay to see that.] Ratner also brags that he crashed with pal and legendary producer Robert Evans while his house was being renovated—which is something to boast about only if you're so obsessed with being retro that your idea of fun is watching your grandfather collapse face-first into a punchbowl full of blow while hookers root around for his wallet.