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—Everyone's trying to be a comedy writer: Sister site Wonkette unearths recycled Seinfeldisms in press releases about Iraq.
—Who would have guessed anything fishy could happen with online, offshore gambling on reality television? Why not try betting on something more obviously foolproof, like boxing?
—The incredibly informative Brandcameo tracks product placement in movies. It makes it so much easier to get outraged about all the secret advertising you're being subjected to.
—Vanity Fair editor/starfucker supreme Graydon Carter muses about how great VF would be if he weren't infected with the starfucking virus. [fifth item]
—And, just because: Masturnader.