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In this edition: James Gandolfini handles his Emmy loss like a man, Linda Evangelista shops outlets (gasp!), Tom Brokaw dines on the ghost of Rather at Michael's, Bjork still dresses like an alien, Natalie Portman does 80s sunglasses, Bryant Gumble eats someone for their birthday, Kerry Russell wears domestic denim, Jimmy Fallon makes salad fun, Ethan Hawke gets gaunt at the Chelsea Hotel, Real World Danny loves PDA, Daniel Franzese wishes he could smoke inside Opaline, Chad Hunt still the queen of king-sized dick, Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson like their balsamic expensive, Deion Sanders hits a panty party, Damien Fahey is not a Jew, Sigourney Weaver is sedated, Paul McCartney dines with Heather Mills and Steve Buscemi, Farnsworth Bentley inexplicably has more cash than you, Lili Taylor breaks the Labor Day White rule, Unnamed Olsen still not eating, Terry Richardson isn't always exposing himself, David Cassidy pretends he's hip, Elizabeth Berkley is still alive, and Doug Benson like "scary drunk girls."

Last Thursday, my mom (!) leaves a cryptic message on my cell . I walk over to meet her and my 13 month old daughter around 6pm - at the playground across the street from where we live (hint: it s in the close proximity to Pastis & the Soho House). Mr. Tony Soprano himself [James Gandolfini] is sitting on the bench, watching his somewhat porky son Michael playing, running around, spraying bottled-water on himself and another kid, climbing the slides, etc. Apparently Mr. Gandolfini was in a good mood that day he signed a few autographs and checked out every possible
booty that walked by . He looked big and bulky but I must report those khaki shorts were not very Soprano-esque, I m afraid . I really wanted to tell him that he wuz robbed at the Emmy s the other night but decided to chill He did pat my daughter s head, though .

Saw Linda Evangelista at Barneys Outlet at Woodbury Commons on Sunday. She was incognito (she thought) in a bucket hat pulled over her head, a fake blonde ponytail hairpiece hanging out the back and a super bloated and bruised face. She was with a short-ish man and a sporty looking girl. She didn't say anything, but heard her laughing a bit.

Saw Tom Brokaw coming out of Michael's on 55th - Didn't see him at first but then heard a familiar tone and turned to see the familiar face.

Came out of the subway on West 4th street only to bump into Bjork who was walking alone in what looked like an inflatable dress carrying a wrapped present, she took a right on Gay Street going to a party no doubt.

saw bjork in central park on sunday with baby in tow. she was wearing gold boots and a hot pink tunic of some sort. can only assume she was going to feed the swans.

Sunday saw a very teeny Natalie Portman strolling down Perry Street with big sunglasses on looking very cute.

An (ex)anchorman sighting last night at Extra Virgin where Bryant Gumble was eating with some people for someone's birthday.

9/27-Saw Kerry Russell (Felicity) walking down Sixth Ave., Chelsea. She was very petite and had gorgeous long hair, wearing black shirt, cute Levi's jeans & sneakers. I wasn't sure it was her at first so I went to take a closer look and got totally busted cause my shopping bag was rustling so loudly as I sped up behind her!

Saw hot Jimmy Fallon in the salad bar section of Whole Foods/Columbus Circle last night around 7. He was wearing a red tshirt and was with a shorter bald friend of his. Looked like the were having fun... Jimmy had a michiveous twinkle in his eye... heard them comment on the superlong line and then they disappeared.

I ran smack dab into Ethan Hawke rushing into the lobby of the Chelsea Hotel on Friday. He looked gaunt and he was doing his best to evade two groupies on his tail. Then later that night outside of Boysroom in the East Village I saw Danny from 'Real World: New Orleans' and his hot Latino boyf Paul making out with each other. They were disgustingly cute and it totally wasn't fair. Then later outside of Opaline up the street I saw 'Mean Girl' gay Daniel Franzese loitering outside, smoking a fag. AND THEN 30 minutes after that while I was walking up 7th at 19th I walked by well-hung gay porn legend Chad Hunt, who was chatting like a queen on his cell. I guess I should alert Fleshbot about that last one?

Spotted the non-impressive duo of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson at Gourmet Garage on 7th Ave, buying very expensive balsamic vinegar $45!!, and asking for the location of salsa verde. Kate sure does have a small tush, and Chris is looking more Jesus-like than ever...

I was at a naked-underpants event for 2xist last night, at Bloomingdale's, and Deion Sanders was there. He had another largish black man with him and they were really low-key. Afterwards, they had the same trouble getting a cab in the hurricane that we did. He was much nicer than the wait-staff at the event, who ran away from me every time I reached for a piece of roast beef on a pumpernicle crostini for chrissake.

I was invited to a Eurotrash Booze Cruise last Friday night—I guess the hosts weren't Jews (although I hear they work in TV. Yawn). Party turned out to be a blast and I even spotted a pseudo-celeb. Staying pretty much to himself and his 3 friends, MTV VJ Damien Fahey was alternating between snapping pics on his digital cam and inhaling helium from the balloons. He seemed nice enough, I guess. He's taller than I expected and definitely cuter in person. I fought the urge to run up to him and yell, "OHMYGOD DO YOU LIKE KNOW BRITNEY SPEARS??? WHOOOOOO!!!!" I figured he'd feel at home.

Sigourney Weaver was on my flight from Kennedy to LAX on Friday and on my same flight back on Sunday. Man! She is one tall mama! Probably 5'11" at least. She wore a non descript outfit and big shades. She got the royal treatment and boarded first...sitting in business of course. She looked/acted pretty sedated-no fair.

I just saw (they're probably still there) Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, Steve Buscemi (odd pairing, huh?) and few other people eating at Il Gattopardo. We were sitting when they came in and they walked past me (my back was turned). To get my friend's attention (there were a few of us and she had just noticed them walk in) I called out her slightly odd name, "Berit." Paul said, in this remarkably cool Hey Jude sounding voice, "Berit, that's a beautiful name." I've always thought of myself as someone sort of put together, but while my friend was sort of calm, I gasped like a schoolgirl (the Beatles!!!! Wheee!). Alas. Pride cometh.

Steve Buscemi got his coffee fix at Blue Dog Cafe today (9/28/04) on 25th St. near 6th Ave. around 1-ish p.m. Not sure, but I believe Steve got a muffin, too. While not that exciting of a sighting, I'll take it over an MKAO sighting any ol' day.

saw farnsworth bentley (i know, but it's the upper west side!!) at the columbus bakery on amsterdam, having a late lunch with a model-type. was surprised he could lift his fork because he was wearing the largest diamond watch ever seen north of the sony recording studios on w. 55th.

Saw Lili Taylor on Hudson Street looking cuter in person than on screen. But lose the white pants, girl, Labor Day is gone, done, over.

"Dirty" blonde Olsen at The City Bakery w/ one of the superstar writers of "New York Minute." I hope he's not a tudor. p.s. no food, only coffee. My guess it was MKO. [Ed: Blonde means Ashley, not-eating means Mary-Kate. The world may never know on this one.]

Just saw Terry Richardson riding his bike on Rivington, crossing Christy. Surprisingly, his dick was in his pants.

Saw that 70s TV relic David Cassidy at Lakeside Lounge last Thursday night (yes, you read that right.) The pseudo-hipsters at the bar pretended not to know who he was yet as soon as he left, "C'mon Get Happy" jokes were flying all around. No sign of Reuben Kincaid though.

Spotted Saved by the Bell alum Elizabeth Berkley in line at the Chelsea Whole Foods tonight, at the back of the line with the little people. Very tall, thin, busty, and very, very hot. Couldn't see what it is a Showgirl eats to look that good...

Saw VH1's resident Best Week Ever smartass Doug Benson at McManus in Chelsea. Looks just like he does on TV, sitting with some scary drunk girls.