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Word on the street is that humpy E! gossiper Ted Casablanca has directed hordes of his loyal readers to this site on a hunt for "additional clues" to his patented Blind Vices, which through linguistic contortions and verbal subterfuge mask the identities of various actors and the people that join them in highly discreet gay sex or capricious drug use. If you're one of these guests, here's a link to today's Blind Item Guessing Game, still in progress. Past Guessing Games—complete with the reader-supplied "clues" or "guesses" you crave—covering previous blind items can be found here.

And for those who aren't in this just for a cheap fuck and want to spend the night, the Search box at the top of the page works wonders for all of your Hollywood dirt needs. Enjoy. And if you leave before us, put the cab fare on the nightstand on the way out. We have some dignity, you know.