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1. We've been plunged so deeply into our clichéd Hollywood left-wing, liberal hysteria that we're probably going to hallucinate that John Kerry is debating Dick Cheney in a cheap, drug-store devil costume. But that's not going to stop us from watching and occasionally screaming "You've got to be fucking kidding me!" at the television long after the debates are over. Watch the debate or be forced to turn in the microchip Donald Rumsfeld has secretly implanted in your spleen and then immediately leave the country.
2. Defamer favorite T.C. Boyle (Drop City, The Road to Wellville, World’s End) reads from his new book, The Inner Circle, a fictionalized account of the life and work of sex researcher Alfred C. Kinsey, tonight at Book Soup.
3. Earlimart is playing a CD release show at El Cid. We'd encourage you to catch them before they blow up, but since we like their stuff, they're probably over already.