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—"If you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote." Someone should really sign up Cameron Diaz to debate Bush. She's got the um, zeal to get the job done.
—Did someone teach Paris Hilton how to use instant messaging? [via stereogum]
—Could it be possible that we were scooped on breaking Lohan news? Egads!
—Andy Towle has more news from the set of Jake Gyllenhaal/Heath Ledger gay cowboy flick Brokeback Mountain.
—And since we haven't mentioned the debates enough today, poli-nerd sister site Wonkette has a drinking game to keep you occupied during the flip-flop talk.