· Like most convicted felons, Martha Stewart jets off to the Bahamas for a weekend of sun, surf and sand before she begins serving time. Nothing says "Prison Bitch" like a glowing tan. [NYDN]
· Page Six actually thinks that tapes of Congressman Gary Condit talking with Dominick Dunne about former intern Chandra Levy's murder will take some of the focus off of Paris Hilton. Ha, yeah right. [Page Six]
· Mary-Kate Olsen, on the rebound from her relationship David Katzenberg, has been "snuggling" on the town with Ali Fatourechi. The two were introduced by Ashley's boyfriend, Scott Sartiano. No word on Ali's age, but we're guessing it's somewhere in the vicinity of old. [ELK (2nd item)]
· Pseudo-punk-popster-from-hell Avril Lavigne tries to party like the big kids by trashing her trailer during a Maxim photo shoot. Unfortunately, she could only manage a measly $600 worth of damage. [Gatecrasher]