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We're utterly shocked to hear that the Britney Spears suite (er, "Foundation Room") at Boston's Onyx Hotel is less than fabulous, according to Boston.com. The plasma television only plays Britney's In The Zone DVD, the decor resembles a Louisiana whorehouse, and the mini-bar is stocked with Cheetos. Yeah, that sounds about right. The closet, however, is not stocked with white Federline t-shirts, so we're not sure we agree with the writer's claim that the $349-per-night room is "the fourth circle of hell."
A Night Spent Stuck In The Britney Zone [Boston.com]