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· NYU students claim to have seen the Olsen twins in class just yesterday, despite rumors that the chipmunks may have dropped out. Meanwhile, Moby calls the duo "rampantly self-medicating." Um, obviously, that's why we love them. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· South Park creators Trey and Matt Stone think P. Diddy's Vote Or Die Campaign sends a retarded message; they also admit their upcoming film Team America is even more retarded and utterly devoid of message. How surprising. [Page Six]
· Tween star Hilary Duff takes her drama with Lindsay Lohan to musical proportions with a new song directed at the blessedly-boobed actress. Next up, a dance-off. [Scoop]
· Martha Stewart naked! Martha Stewart naked! Okay, it's for the prison squat and cough routine, but whatever. Martha Stewart naked! [Page Six]
· Golfing phenom Tiger Woods marries his Swedish bride, Elin Nordegren, in an extravagant ceremony in Barabados, which makes us feel very cold and very poor. [NYDN]