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1. Pray that professional Insomniac drunk-harasser Dave Attell stays away from your table so you don't have to stumble through your slurred comebacks, as he joins "comedy band" That's My Daughter at the Improv's Late Night Lounge.
2. Try and forget that Billy Crudup ditched Mary-Louise Parker for co-star Claire Danes as you take in a sneak preview screening of Stage Beauty at the Egyptian. We're forgetting right now. It's easy to be distracted once you see what an admittedly ugly woman he makes.
3. Indulge your Anglophilie and groupie tendencies all at once, as Jamie Cullum, self-taught British pianist/singer/songwriter performs at the House Blues.
4. Glue yourself to the couch and resist any attempt at being moved until the baseball playoffs are over. The two most popular teams with locals, the Angels and Yankees, are both in action. Just kidding, Angels fans! Everyone knows the Dodgers are more popular in years they make the playoffs.