· Dr. Arnie Klein, the defendant in Irina Medavoy's The Case Of Too Much Botox, was so nervous during closing arguments that he lost control of his bladder and wet himself in the courtroom. So awesome. [Page Six]
· Britney Spears ditches longtime manager Larry Rudolph. She's currently without representation—a very dangerous situation, indeed. [NYDN]
· If the blackened heart of model Naomi Campbell is capable of love, its energies have been completely devoted to R&B star Usher. She's booked the Rainbow Room and Lenny Kravitz to perform at his 26th birthday party. [Page Six]
· Seventeen editor Atoosa Rubenstein decides that perhaps it might be inappropriate of gossipers to obsess about teen celebrities' breasts and the like. That mag is so dead to us now. [Page Six]