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· The Olsens aren't just eating, they're eating at Cafe Habana and devouring high-cal treats at Serendipity 3. Even more disturbing? Mary-Kate has replaced cocaine with evil cigarettes. She's soo headed for trouble. [Page Six]
· Martha Stewart reportedly gets permission to enter prison hours earlier than expected, in order to avoid the press and get on with her future in bull-dykery. [NYDN]
· Five months from now, Martha could have her own reality show, in which rapper Old Dirty Bastard may give her tips on handling life after prison. This is potentially awesome. [Lowdown (3rd item)]
· Nicole Richie has agreed to a third season of The Simple Life, despite reports that she and skanky costar Paris Hilton haven't been getting along. Fox is looking to set the next episodes in the challenging wilds of our very city. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Billyburg restaurant Bliss has giant painting of Donald Trump in the nude on display. Remarkably, there have been no reports of projectile vomiting. [Page Six]