I just learned to read, like, yesterday, so maybe I'm missing something in Herbert Muschamp's review of Team America. Hopefully someone can decipher this clichéd fifth-grade gibberish for me:

Code Red! Code Red! A Severe Risk of Giggle Attack Warning has been issued for Friday, when "Team America: World Police" opens at theaters all across our merry land. The new movie [...] looks poised to become the "Dr. Strangelove" of the war on terror. [...] "Team America" will show us all How to Stop Worrying About Weapons of Mass Destruction and Love the Axis of Evil. (Me, I'm going to stick with the Girlie-Man Team. I'm convinced that no substance on earth is tougher than a tough girlie-man. All I have and all I am I owe to girlie-man values, which include a passionate devotion to action-hero movies.)

I'm sorry, but whaaa? "Code Red" alerts for a puppet farce? Painfully overextended Dr. Strangelove references? "Girlie-Man Team?" What the hell is he talking about? This is seriously painful; let's just get Muschamp back to his architecture post ASAP.
Puppet Regime [NYT Style Magazine]