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It's such old hat, reputable UK publication News Of The World doesn't even give it top billing: there's rumored to be another damn sex tape from debuwhore Paris Hilton, one in which she plays switch-hitter and services multiple parties (always a charitable lass, that Paris). Of course, we can't verify whether or not this golden nugget truly exists, but rumblings of the 12-hour N-Word Masterpiece turned out to be true, so...we're keeping our fingers crossed. The tape is reportedly being hawked by a "three man consortium" for five figures and, for the record, this consortium does not include Rick Solomon or Nick Carter. What a refreshing change of pace.
It's Paris The Porn Movie [News Of The World (2nd item)]
Monday Morning After [Fleshbot]