· No matter what, you will never be as important as Times film critic Stephen Holden. His schedule at the NY Film Festival cut a critics' screening of Eulogy short (they didn't even get to finish the film) so he could catch Shall We Dance. Sarcasm aside, that's kinda bullshit. [Lowdown]
· Daily Kimora Lee Simmons update: her black cat, Max, has passed away at 21. Max was best known as the model for Kimora's Baby Phat logo and, in her old age, pissing all over Kimora's luxury rugs. [Page Six]
· While dining at Da Silvano, Mary-Kate Olsen screams at some young fans to "get away" from her. We're not sure if she didn't want people watching her eat or if she was just a little, um, edgy. [R&M]
· In actress Tatum O'Neal's new tell-all autobiography, she claims Melanie Griffith dragged her the then 12 year-old actress to an orgy. But when isn't Griffith doing that sort of thing? [NYDN]