Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Manny Perry
A pharmacologically-assisted tipster encounters one of Defamer's favorite subjects out for some lunch at Hollywood's legendary house of hot dogs, and, fortunately, escapes without a lecture. We don't suggest that the public use illegal substances while celebrity-spotting, as face-recognition processes may be impaired. (If one plans to engage a celebrity in actual conversation, then we advocate as much drug abuse as necessary to survive the mind-meltingly inane chat that will certainly follow.)
On Saturday, I stopped by Pink's around noon and who do I see getting out of an SUV? Everyone's favorite stuntman/MPAA-shill, Manny Perry.
At first I wasn't sure it was him because I was pretty high but he was fully decked out in a matching "Stunts Unlimited" hat/shirt combo. He had some little Bob Hoskins-in-Hook looking mofo with him. No joke, this guy had a big pirate hoop earring and the pirate goatee to match. Me thinks the MPAA doesn't know about Manny's secret connections to modern day sea pirates. The two of them barely spoke and certainly no one else noticed him. The urge to say something to him was overpowered by my cannabis-induced paranoia.
Manny Perry befriending the very pirates he's been sworn to wag a disapproving finger at?! Retired buccaneer stalker Jack Valenti is probably sending a SWAT team to Perry's house as we speak.