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In the new Playboy, director/tinfoil-hatted conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone reveals the screamingly Freudian drama of losing his virginity, as Daddy Stone generously took him to a hooker:

"My father was a generous man and I love him to this day for it," the director said. "There's a great tradition of that, I believe. For me it was great."

While Stone publicly says that he enjoyed his "traditional" deflowering, we imagine he's always been troubled by thoughts that another "gunman" actually finished the job.