Just when we finally crawled through yesterday's wreckage for a few gasps of gossipy air, it's come to our attention that there are still "technical difficulties" to be had hither and yonder. Apparently, throwing Monopoly money at our Server Gerbils doesn't ensure proper service across the board. Who knew? Our sincerest apologies; should you experience problems with the main site, do redirect your browsers here, where we'll be dumbing down your day per the usual methods.