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—Oliver Stone defends the hot, guy-on-eunuch action in Alexander, calling it a "more honest time" with "Pre-Christian morality." Whatever turns you on, Oliver. We're not going to judge.
—Amazing as this sounds, there are still no bids on a gas can signed by Jessica Simpson. She's officially over.
—Tale of the tattoo: Britney gets inked, then stiffs the artist on the tip. Also, she tells the Germans she wants to be "Britney Federline." Read at your own peril.
—Arnold Schwarzenegger tells the Hollywood Foreign Press that he's "learned [his] lesson" about groping women—you know, after the tenth or so time he cut himself on Maria Shriver's razor-sharp bones. [seventh item]
—Towleroad takes a very close look at Manhunt, and Nair is involved.