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· Newly-single Kirsten Dunst has been spotted slumming with Paris Hilton's ex and amateur porn director Rick Salomon. So not good, but expect a videotape in 8-12 months. [Page Six]
· Squirrelish Olsen twins ask an interior designer to find and install "skinny mirrors" in their Morton Square condo; these warped contraptions will help the Olsens radiate the twiglike confidence they need. [Lowdown (3rd item)]
· Oil scion Brandon Davis, better known as Mischa Barton's boyfriend, comes forward to the National Enquirer to attest Paris Hilton's frequent fondness for racial epithets. God, we cannot wait to see Hilton drop the N-bomb on tape. [Page Six]
· Let it roll off your tongue: Britney Federline. Doesn't that sound nice? [R&M (4th item)]