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The just-launched, anonymous blog (apparently, it's only a few hours old) Query Letters I Love has already posted some choice movie pitches from aspiring writers who, from the looks of their letters, are going to stay "aspiring" for the forseeable future. For example:

"LOG LINE: On the streets he's just another face in the crowd, a semi-literate nice guy with a serious inferiority complex. But inside the club he is the man, because everyone wants to know THE BOUNCER. "

"Logline: When Death's helper moves in next-door a stressed-out soccer mom finds the sister she's never had."

I swear to god I'm not making these up.

As anyone who's ever done coverage on a spec script or worked at a production company can attest, there's absolutely no need for fiction here. Of course, the joke will be on us when THE BOUNCER gets a mid-six against high-six figure option, and Russell Crowe starts hanging around the front door of Nacional to rough up Tara Reid for research.