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1. Jane's Addiction guitarist/MTV personality Dave Navarro is signing Don’t Try This at Home at Book Soup. When Dave signs your book, ask him who's the better kisser, Carmen Electra or Anthony Kiedis?
2. For studio executives: Avoid actually having to read Shakespeare by checking out Cheek by Jowl at UCLA, a modern staging of Othello. The next time it comes up in a pitch meeting you don't have to merely pretend that you understand a writer's Iago reference.
3. Help Jeff Zucker's self-esteem by watching some of the programming formerly referred to as Must See TV. Tomorrow, be prepared to answer two questions: Why is Joey a drooling mongoloid one second and a Chandler-like quipster the next? If you had to restart the human race from scratch, is there any way you wouldn't choose The Apprentice's tough-love icon Carolyn and fake-receptionist Robin as your personal Eves?