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· If you're Nicky Hilton and you're separating from your improvisational husband, Todd Meister, how do you recover? By going to Vegas with racist sister Paris, Nicole Richie, Tara Reid and Bijou Philips. Someone is so going to be in jail by the end of the weekend. [Page Six]
· Oh, the horror: Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg has been spotted wearing the same suit three times in the past week. [R&M]
· Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham admits to using her brain "for the first time in a long time." What merits the intellectual strain? Designing her own jeans, of course. [Page Six]
· Jon Stewart alludes to the obvious: CNN host Robert Novak has no soul. [Lowdown]