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· New Yorker writer and author of The Tipping Point Malcolm Gladwell was totally hot the other night...when his 'fro caught on fire. Witnesses were horrified by the smell of burning LA Looks hairgel. [Page Six]
· Want to be actress Angelina Jolie's one and only? Tie her up. It's that simple. [R&M]
· Nicky Hilton's annulment would've happened immediately after her wedding to Todd Meister, were it not for those high Hilton morals. [ELK]
· Donald Trump admits that he barely knows daughter Ivanka's longtime beau, Bingo Gubelmann, nor does he have an outward problem with the fact that the man is named after a parlor game. [Lowdown]